SORRY LIST
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Every day on the show right before we leave at 10 a.m., we read off a list of apologies for the day. They could be listeners, people we work with, spouses, friends or people that don't even know we might have offended them. Here is a running list of our deepest apologies....in no particular order!
  roomba and it's outfits, crying lady, rock chalk jayhawk, Regis in the machine, dear diamond...love on the rocks, jenny i've got your number, breakin up is hard to do, unless you just text it, or Fax..Fax You, The McCain Girls, Planet-arium, mole people, Lazer Floyd, Tom Cruise, Spaceship Suri, Mrs America and My Crowning Moment, Hef and Pam Andersons B-day gift, soccer parents, fear of pirates, timmy macks fear of flying, Mole People, Money Machine and the Pink Floyd Laser show, tom cruise and space weed, once bitten twice shym, star trek, wilde man johnny, my bluebells, Lic Vombardi and his Cinderlla Story, Anna Nicole-The Opera, Shilohs tooth, Bugs with Ashley Judd, K-fed and The Bank of Britney, Jessicas Webcam, Sharpies, weather 'round here is yucky in April, bettin on the dawgs...we need to add check it out to Randy, the money machine...in an ACME box, Dear Diamond, one million volts for one million dollars, breakers that we've blown today, money machine starts tomorrow!!, I'm Jonathan Wilde....kind of a big deal...just kidding....NOT!, my BlueBells, The Davids on Idol, DWTS-it's my new crack...Gutte got the Boot!, Trace Adkins sandwich at Quiznos, Home DNA Testing from Rite Aid, Tracy Taylor, Girl Genius, Today is Nat'l P B and J Day, migraines , dreams about teeth, bettin on the dawgs, jesus casio keyboard, our kids need morals, lets watch lil rascals, money machine is a scary machine, showgram security, dear diamond , rockies do over!, i will kill my husband, Kid Pump, my bluebells, suck it up!!, Lic Vombardi and his lil Cinderella upset!#1 got mugged...he's catatonic, jesus career, george mc fly, monkees lunch box with the glass thermos, speaking of glass..let's tape #1 to the window!, duct tape,#1 duct tape, #1 Milehiholdem.com, #1 duct tape, #1lay down sally...we all want to, freakys, low rider is jesus theme song and war sings it, not a Santana double shot, ocd, corn flake break, petri dishes, coach...came from Shotguns Legs and Eggs Buffet, wheel of randomness, lilo is a manson girl, they paved paradise and put up a 24hr fitness, bronco cheerleaders, Jesus is the new pinkthe show started with a bang, paper airplanes, mixed weather bag, chickeze tribute show, OCD!, footloose, I'm Mrs. Lodo!, Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora, Britney may get a show on CBS? What?!, Mrs. Doubtfire is getting divorced, Queen of the even numbers, paula abdul torture chamberlive audience from alamosa, cbs-Can't Buy Spoons, voice box is broken hahahahaaa, the ogre, jj jackson, our David Cook Idol FIGHT!!! there was bloodshed, tracy and her Bluebells, Fax Machines are the new rage...., west nile, coffee swill, hot cocoa, stacy donaldson, bonnie tyler, missbimbo.com, zz top said the 2 M words (March Madness), French Wooden Underwear, #1 intern and the peep run, microwave, peep blowups, dreena on KS, live audience from evergreen, showgram quiz, fax...it's a new thing, Fuster Cluckers Chicken Cluck Pucks, Lick Vombardi, soccer shoes, Heather Mills has got LEG, J-lo was a flygirl, now she has cavier eye pads, Oprahs being sued! You better don't!, vern, jim varney and the vern mask, no more rambo!!, sir charles, heather mills leg safe, cheap people, wal mart straws, vic lombardi, chillax is not a word, miley cyrus has a wax figure, Girl Genius, Cheap people!, cracker barrel, royal fork, kings table and white fence farm, scott hermangirders, girdles and SPANX!, dear diamond, timmy mack was called uncle fester and chrome dome plus diamond told a listener to shut the _____ up!, heather mills leg safe, march man-ness...as a guy, WAY too into Tracys bracket!, name the spooky DIA horse at KOOL105.com, KOOL mail, no more KYGO, tracy doodle, idol, sorry bob dylan wears a disguise in the audience, Kristy Cook has to go, BYOC, 5am is too early to get up, according to a survey, jillian and kung fu panda, hobby lobby robbery, dancing with the stars, shannon elizabeth is shannon elizabit*h!, katie holmes new clothing line, she's, sewing her way out!, halle berrys baby has a namejesus and his cherries and berries for goin 47 in a 35, DIA and the scary horse with no name...Name it now and see a pic at KOOL105.com, elway, shane, willy wonka, ron zappolo, bonnie from O'meara have tickets to the secret room, wellington webb hosts the party, bettin on the dawgs, game of Survivor, sea of epicac, heather mills gold digger montage, where's waldo?, Ganged a Bong, DIA Conspiracy Theories, I was a twinkle in the summer of "69., The new Bachelor from London, Stacy and her panties, Horton Hears The WHO, JW is a Ryan topper, Jennifer Aniston and her dog, Pop Fiction is the best show ever!green pooka shells, the war on St. Patricks Day, Lucky Charms, find the prize Jesus!!, Take the $ and run, coach jim, the clock in the studio is still an hour wrong, Kool Koncert...wait for it, wait for it...Chicago and Doobies!! yeah!, halle berrys, nameless baby, i'm lazy and on ambien, mother daughter fashion shows, my cold water creek mom jeans, I'm the soccer coach!, Jesus O'Malley, O'Riley and O'Jimenez, Timmy Macks Shalliegh, Blarney Stones and Green Boxersdon't say march madness, jesus and his super energy crack in a can, wildeman johnny, a mixed bag of weekend weather the St. pattys day Marade, oprah, Spitzers mistress has the biggest song on Itunes!, Baliworld and Richard Gere, India and their government, coach jim, larry the cable guy and nutri system, i wanna be on Paris BFF reality show, my tennis shoes, dom and jane java, coffee brews in a saucepan here at CBS, Kim Kardashian is Obamas Girl, Michael Jordan is not Client #10, casey kasems daughter is HOT, Tracy Taylor, Girl Genius, GiggleWeed Island, Showgram Quizdear diamond....vacation, mrs robinson, just a gigilo, coffee pot is still cracked!, love client #9, hiding $80,000 from your spouse?! how? we need tips!, man perms, Horton hears REO, nasty microwave, vinegar and water, wine in a box, the mistress myspace, she's not hot, sleet and gropple, american idol theft, dr barotz, my jaw hurts, stick of meat, I'm the Dwight Schroot of this office!david cook is winning IDOL, SORRY!, david cook is my new nam crush, tim's coffee, dom and janes java, people that impersonate cops, more idol, chickeeze, steve miller sing along...oh nikki, poor baby, girls named Mercedes, how in the HECK do you hide $80,000 from your spouse? , The O'Jays, pot cracked, Intern #1..just #1, that's it., 2 coffee runs, crowbars, I'm THE Soccer Coach, coach Jay is goin down, my 9th Steve Miller show, Reporter Benny Dickman, Mc Spitzer is Mc SkankyBighead Todd and my Taxes, Hooker Gate 2008, Spitzer and the Emperors VIP Club, Spitzers wife, Dina used to be Mc Greavy, foot tappin, you bettter don't, casio keyboards, vic lombardi and his bag of peas, Are you smarter than the 5th caller and Barbie Girl by Aqua, Paula, Randy didn't have to pull rust of of her for her new song, but he did pull her out of a pool of Vodka, Brit Brits Xtenshuns are breakin y'all!, Stinky McStinkersons in the office, Stink Interventions, Gayle and her fake email, Moth Balls, Kirby Vacuum Sales guys, Rhymes with Grody , Raid, kills stink deaduncle skanky on the bone, drug water, Treo, cargo shorts, things that sound dirty in NASCAR, kool mail, boring jobs!!, jane fonda, kmart sucks, old navy , aqua velva man, star wars wedding, Timmy Mack is incredibly incredible with a new Mystic Tan, J-lo and her butt, My 12 step program, Hot Dog Water, live audience from Firestone, Staples and Pats Claw, The Bachelors, Where Are They Now?, yoko ono phono, silicone butts, drive by Priusred bull, yogurt bombs, peanut butter, Roxanne for Police tix....BIG announcement MONDAY on the showgram, dear diamond, neil was in rare form this morning...ask him anything at KOOL105.com, blake on Idol, chickeeze and lakeesha, homer fingers, JW's new haircut, Cheif is in the zone, Beyonce at Suris 2nd B-day party, Horton hears The View, Hotdog water, britneys kids, del taco, diddy and diaz, lionel ritchie wants hello back , worms in the salad at applebees, where's waldo? I was a few min late, Idol...how long was RJ in Journey? 80's night was OK, finish the sentence for Police tix! more tomorrow!!, Compromises and Sacrafices..Pomp and Circumstance, Lobos Tuna, Hot Dog Burritos (why, jesus, why??), Time Machines, marty with the party left a huge mess, we are in Westword!, Kfed is fat, Reality TV is sucking the life outta me, Marriage IS a Sacrafice!, The Good Wife Guide, Steve Miller Concerts, Jungle Juice, Purple Haze and Acid Refluxjohnny cheese, snoop slips, nice crocs dude, jesus is late and that's not alright with me, david roth idol, ben franklin was never a president, the stellas.....MRs. Merv Grazinski, the jagger death plot, idol, mail man and cliff claven, cdot, snowplows, anne curry, my snow shoes are stilletos, daylight savings is man-made, tracy taylor girl genius, furniture row, jessica simpson sleeps on the floor, soaking wet Hells Angels, cozy headphones, amy winehouse has impetigo, debra and cleo our security guards, what do you think of Denver peeps?, Sally from Cali hates us....sorry sally, casio keyboard and Mr. Microphone, diet pepsi center, fairy ears, real housewives of parker, Christopher Cross, Kris Kross and Kris Kristofferson, simons man boobs, jared from subway sold porn to pay for sandwiches, this ain't no wyoming, showgram quiz, corn bowlio, coco cox cusses like a sailor, my bluebird outfit still fitscruel and unusual punishment weather yesterday, Super Snow Lady in Bethel Ethel Merman Maine, baby idol..video of hey jude is soooooooooooo funny!, Idol School...huh?!, weeblos, tom brady, calvin klein and the song Brady, the spongy hand, brain tumor guy, Fine Young Cannibals, Naked Hillary, KOOL Mail-Marcia is MEAN!, I've had more plastice surgery than Barbie, The Trollson Twins, The Penelope Movie and my new Pig Snout scarf, Girl Scout Cookie Sale in the lobby tomorrow at 10, listener Dianas kid and the ceiling fan story, My Camp Fire Girl Bluebird that still fits, Van Halen is cancelled cuz Eddie has more issues than People Magazine, Sloppy Joesbald knob tires, johny cheese whiz, idol-girls are yuck , Paula and Randys comments, i am smarter than the 5th caller for Police tickets..last pair tomorrow!, the seclusion pod, crying lady, bad parents all over town!!, creepy janitor, rod "the bod" stewart, The DMV and my NBF Becky Jo, license plates with 666, devils food cake, Kenyon Martin is KMART the Abominable, Snowman, Heidi Klums Meatballs, Space Babies, Britney and Adnan, Reason #758 why I'm a bad mom, My daughter Jillian who I left at Brownies, BigHeads Car on blocksyao ming and his fractured Yao, transformers the musical, adam foote and forsberg, jon burgandy is kind of a big deal, Idol and all the Daves, Moment of Truth, Kenny Chesney, Pooka Shells, my ankle bracelet, george fraiser rocked it!, oam anderson is my idol, starbucks, police stories, neverland ranch is for sale, dannielynns eye, playboys energy drink, britney, sick of me song, the po po (police), bobby sue, good morning!, i stalked Peter Forsberg at The Chophouse, showgram...im kind of a big deal, the window regulator, manatees and mermaids, wolfman johnny, snoopmarket, bill clinton says "Vote For Me", planet beach and mystic tan, police idol, chuck norris, i'm fragile today, cloudy with a chance of meatballs, more bourne?, my laugh is just wrong, my $100 ticket, gary busey is a freak, whoppi got jacked at the Oscars, Cherries and Berriesleap year birthdays and those who have gotten jacked every 4 years! your bday party is FRIDAY!! log on to KOOL 105.com for your invite!, Joe and his broken bones at the gym, the new Crackberry, Oscars, Stripper Names for Police tix, Jupiter Woodmoore, Aurora Millford, Snuggle Perry, tracy is Muffin Lotusgarten, george harrison , brooke shields, endless love....NOT knowingful!!!, my belt, flashdannce and legwarmers, diamond facials, my laugh, vicki cole is just nasty, britney bought 2 birds she named Preston and Jayden, olympia Dukakisjingle singers, open the blinds so they can see us! love ya ladies!, live audience friday, fire marshall bill, jon burganday..stay sassy, fake it til you make it...i faked golf, Laaaaakiiiiiiiiiiiisha on last seasons Idol, Hot Dog Burritos......mmmmmmmmmm, waste of my precious time, Larry the cable guy, The Bo-vator, cowbell, Jlo is Mommy from the Block, Oscars that I won't watch, toyota hatchback, isn't she ugly, minute rice, waste of fleshthe navy spent $60 million to blow up the satellite over China, China, Revolving KOOL door and cord boards,Reason # 258 why I'm a bad husband: one headlight-Escalade, lie to the cops, maybe shed a tear or two, bald knob arkansas tires on the Explorer, Neil Diamond on Paul McCartney, british billy, peter brady, anne curry closed caption, tatoos and implants, total eclipse of the heart, bonnie tyler is not a one hit wonder, Satellites keep falling on my head, duct tape, padiddle, britney hates underwear, Kirstie Alleys weight loss program, Lindsay has too many freckles to be naked as Marilyn Monroe, sexy time church, Biff Stoner, Rod and Nancy Farmer, WORDS I DON'T KNOW...compliance, complacent...potato, potato, bettin on the dawgs, bill joel song sentence, neil diamond, Curtis Jinglebaum is not KC from the Sunshine Band, the karma car, good morning, Anne Curry, good morning, dog the bounty hunter, britneys memory, Paris is NOT on Oscars list, Train Your Hubby!, Paul McCartney and Heather Mills lack of prenup, George CLooney Kirstie Alley and Pigs, steve irwin, croc hunter appeared, crying lady for Rightgeous Bros, Waste Management, huey lewis and the news...garth brooks, bettin on the dawgs, germaphobes, purell, pecan logs, polio, germ nazi, fake sick voices for Billy Joel, marty the party, The Tracy Song, Anne Curry "Good MOrning!", Guidos and Vinnies, New DWTS lineup, Barry White and Ally McBeal, Debbie Does Stuckeys, Tainted Beef (again!), Jlo's $4millioin Baby PIcs in People , Carol Burnetts Tarzan yellpresidents day, marvin gayes platform shoes, prince boots, koda chrome, kool mail, nancy farmer and wretch, charles barkley, YOUR KOOL, coach jim...flying ottomans, AT & T, wolfman johnny, lido shuffle, ineffective communicator radio mogul, McCain and Condaleeza, The Carpenters, fans are coming out of the woodwork, tainted beef, Bai Ling steals, GAry Coleman is still a virgin, KNight Rider, Eminem and Carrot Toppres day...are we off?, stalagtights on the exploder, top 105...Foreigner rocks!, kool mail, coffee pics on KOOL 105.com, wheel of randomness-divorce on Vday?!, rhiannon, lady marmalade, parachute pants, rod smith is done!, franz and hanz in germany pulling cars out of ditches!, bang the drum, todays reason to drink, bigheads mixtape, worst gift ever is a pooper scooper, nascar, Extreme Foreclosure Makeover, Cherish is NOT the word to describe me, timmy mac, travis henry, peppermint patty, snowgram!,live audience thursday bused in from LOVELAND!, no star trek til spring...Christmas movies are gonna ssssssuuuuuuccccccccck, Hallmark Kinda Love,Stevie Woner and whiplash, Patrick Swayze, listener Val....last name is NOT TREX...initals are VD though, Billy Joel Valentines Day Begathaon ,Rod Stewart, Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?!?! Should be in the top 105!,Jesus cookies and love coupons, Grill on Capital, whey wong, Boston Revival Tour (i'm with the band), BigHeads Valentnes Gift (or lack thereof) drunk people at King Soopers in Boulder that mess with the blue dye, CSI Miami...Ray Bans, wolf man johnny, jon burgandy, Grizzly Hole, The 3 Davids will make it to the final 3 on IDOL, Billy Joel Idol, elton john the bitch is back, the grill on the capital, barron hilton, hall and oates mustache, fergie is preggo, gary coleman, his wife and pants, starbucks, carrie underwood and her new Louisville Slugger Bat, Barack My World and Party Like a Barack Starvalen-Stein, name the sinkhole, sinkzilla, sinkholio, sink hole de mayo, white castle reservations for Valentines dinner,men that trade sexy time for a plasma, one eye hunting one eye fishing, the rehab live tour, Little Amy Winehouse on The Praire, Flabotomy, Neil Diamond, Paris and Lindsay Kung Foo Fighting, Oprah on Dr, Phil, KOOL KRIBS and Jesus Office, Tracy Taylor Girl Genius, E-Carnie (like E-Harmony but for Carnival People), Billy Joels 3 wives collective ages, tic tacs! Johnny early, pro bowl, jonas bros, earplugs...a bonus jonas!! say it isn't so!, Mc Cain song, The Billy Joel Ticket DUal off!! Go Linda! dave otto and yodeling, KOOL mail..jesus invisible bruise, hall and oats, thanks for reading suckas! love giff, are we on the WOLF???, the grammys, amy winehouse, morris day, paul mccartney, heather mills walks away with $110 million, Burger Kings Whopper Joke is NOT funny, Jennifer Aniston is 39 with no baby, Siegfried and Roy, making a comeback, kool aid reeboks, dicks massive motorcade, my sexy gusto laugh is like nails on a chalkboard, sinkhole, timmy mack, thank god it's friday, wilde man johnny and stax of wax, listener Jim...we left him on hold forever, your church-kool mail, other am shows, trekkies, our ungrateful kids, the denver quiz, knight rider, tom jones, chest hair, jesus office, my mom, slanket, our ungrateful, Jackson is El Diablo, Pancake Man, tattoos that say supermarket and not your boyfriends name, day 1 of the showgram, our first caller: Shaun, the love note from Talie, people that normally get up at dark thirty, cha Cha is not 72!, ash wednesday in your gym clothes, david blaine, 400 pounder and his crack, our congrats calls, my brown and black shoe, it was dark when i was getting dressed!, Tim and his stellar traffic, Intern Jon and the Double shot order gone awry, KOOL Mail, lose the voice machine!, trya and bush on Moment of Truth, Britney Spears isn't even funny to joke about, anymore, Lent is ruining Valentines Day, Exploding PSP's, Talie and BigHeadTodd (our spouses who we offend on and off air, we're sorry!), CBS Management, Nice Boss Bill, our GM Don Howe, Barry the Engineer (we short out the station every day at least twice), My agent Glenn (for having to field calls from TrimSpa and Lifetime TV)... to be continued |
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