DEBRA BIO: Debra has worked at this building for about two months, and has worked as the KOOL Morning Show Security Guard for half of that time. She's 35, single, and VERY available. Security is nothing new for her; before coming to work here, she was a security guard for UPS for 5 years. She almost has her concealed weapons permit, but she carries a gun with her anyway... a taser gun, that is. Before getting into security, Debra briefly considered a job as a superhero, but the hours didn't work for her. She's still working on a catch phrase and nickname, though, just in case.
KAREN BIO: Karen has been married for over 20 years. And really, that's a story in and of itself. He works as an amateur comedian on the weekends, developing on what has been described as "satirical prop comedy." Really, though, he mostly just stands on stage waving a baton. He also works security on the set of Reno 911, and makes sure to take notes on their technique whenever he gets the chance. He also worked as an extra in Police Academy 1, 2, and 3. He can be seen walking around with a parasol in each of those movies if you look really hard. It was his work with these shows that gave him the respect and appreciation he has for law enforcment. Karen briefly dabbled in a career as a fashion designer, but unfortunately, no one understood his idea to come up with the first pair of extra long shorts. Most people just thought they were high-waters. When asked what the one thing he would change in the world if given the chance, he immediately responded, "I would change the color of daisies. Because the world could always use purple daisies."
